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[keelywolfe]

My son was walking around earlier today in a t-shirt and his underwear and I finally griped at him to put on pants because it was bugging me. And I realized that it wasn't just because our house is cold this morning. There is something just not right, in my head, about wearing a t-shirt with no pants. Not that subtracting the underwear would make it better or anything but it's just not right in the Major Clothing Order of Things.

Man + underpants - t-shirt - jeans - socks = OK

Man + underpants + jeans - t-shirt - socks = OK

Man + underpants + t-shirt - jeans - socks = Kind of weird

Man + underpants + socks - jeans - t-shirt = ALERT! ALERT!! VISUAL SHUTDOWN IN PROGRESS!!


I'm not entirely sure why, but this is the way the math works in my head. I never was good at math.... ;)

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[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

...yes. Yes, now that I think about it, I believe this is the problem and unless the person is Johnny Depp, I really just don't need to see that at 7am.

So yes. Pants. Pants are good.