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Finally broke down and watched Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I've owned it since it came out on blu-ray but never sat down to actually watch it. So what can I say about it?

Well, for starters, it sucked. Oh, it wasn't bad, as it, gouge out my eyes, but it was nowhere near as good as the first one. Leaving aside the issues of plot because, let's face it, a good action movie usually has some holes and the first movie's plot was on the thin side, it still sucked. It was way too long and surprisingly boring. The only Autobots that got any real screen time were those horrible Twins who were invented for the movie. I know I have a Bumblebee bias, but hell, he was a main character in the first movie! This movie pretty much reduced him to...a car. The other bots barely got mentioned by name, much less had any screen time.

People who bitched about the lack of screen time the bots got in the first movie must've hated this one because somehow, the focus was even more on the humans. And, of course, on the testicles of all, Humans and Bot balls alike.

And, I have to ask and I'm sure others have but "SPOILERS" if the shred of the allspark could bring back a dead bot...is there any reason they wasted it on Grandpa Moans-A-Lot with a fucking transforming CANE? Why the hell didn't they use that on Optimus and skip the whole trip to Egypt? Oops, sorry, using logic there.

Stupid Michael Bay.

Moments of Forgiveness
By Keelywolfe
Fandom: Transformers
Bumblebee/Sam, Others
Rated NC-17

Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Nervous System Hypothesis
Different Applications of Moral Support
This Body Electric
The Unconscious Mind
Subliminal Messages
Greeks Bearing Gifts
In a Dark Ruby Stain
Interruptions in the Key of C
Half to Rise, Half to Fall

Also the AU Attention Getting Device


Notes: Hey, I did it! Sat down and finally finished this segment. Enjoy!



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Half to Rise, Half to Fall
By Keelywolfe
Fandom: Transformers
Bumblebee/Sam
Rated NC-17

Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Nervous System Hypothesis
Different Applications of Moral Support
This Body Electric
The Unconscious Mind
Subliminal Messages
Greeks Bearing Gifts
In a Dark Ruby Stain
Interruptions in the Key of C

Also the AU Attention Getting Device


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Interruptions in the Key of C
By Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam, Others
Rated R

Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Nervous System Hypothesis
Different Applications of Moral Support
This Body Electric
The Unconscious Mind
Subliminal Messages
Greeks Bearing Gifts
In a Dark Ruby Stain

Notes: I worked hard to get this chapter out today because I think fyredancer needs it. ;) Enjoy, folks!


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Greeks Bearing Gifts
By Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam
Rated R

Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Nervous System Hypothesis
Different Applications of Moral Support
This Body Electric
The Unconscious Mind
Subliminal Messages


Notes: Thank you so, so much to fyredancer for encouraging me on this story and all the stories in this series. She's helping to keep this going, folks. :)

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Title: The Unconscious Mind
by Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam, Bumblebee/Sam/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Sunstreaker
Rated NC-17

Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Nervous System Hypothesis
Different Applications of Moral Support
This Body Electric

Notes: Thank you SO much to fyredancer for her continued efforts in making sure I don't screw this up. They are highly appreciated. :)


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Title: Different Applications of Moral Support
by Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam
Rated NC-17


Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Nervous System Hypothesis


Notes: You know, I was in such a hurry to post this before I went to work that I completely forgot to thank fyredancer for reading it over for me and soothing my nervous twitches about it. So let me rectify that. Thank you, so, so much. It's been a while since I've written a long series and sometimes I need a little reassurance that I'm doing it right. ;)


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Title: Knee-Jerk Reaction
by Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam
Rated NC-17


Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human
Experiments in Human Nature
Public Education


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Title: Experiments in Human Nature
by Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam
Rated NC-17


Summary: A continuation of the ‘human’ series, which are in order:

Forms of Life
Too Human



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You know, I didn't honestly think there was a way for me to feel like a bigger perv. It's nice to be proven wrong every once in a while. *G*


Title: Forms of Life
by Keelywolfe
Bumblebee/Sam
Rated R


Author's notes: I couldn't help but notice that we didn't see what happened to Barricade at the end of the movie. Hmmm, better take care of that.

Summary: Sam really hates walking home.

Okay, I am not big on warnings, but I am kindly labeling this one for a reference to attempted rape. It's pretty vague but I don't want to upset anyone.



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