Okay, I'll play.

[keelywolfe]

I'm spending my last day on vacation sick, so I might as well entertain myself.

Give me a character and I will give you my:

+ OTP for them.
+ Runner-up pairing.
+ Honorable mention(s).
+ Crack pairing(s).
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. (alternately: ship I like that everyone else seems to hate)

Comments

[femme4jack.livejournal.com]

Mikaela :)

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+OTP: I actually go for a threesome on this one. Mikaela/Bumblebee/Sam

+Runner Up: Mikaela/Ratchet. Makes total sense.

+Honorable Mention: Mikaela/Sam. No, no, it's different than a threesome because I do not do Mikaela/Bumblebee. Bumblebee is with Sam, period. Sam can be with others but not vice versa.

+Crack Pairing: Mikaela/Prowl. C'mon, it's crack. I like the idea of police car Prowl getting it on with the car thief, though.

+Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I don't know that everyone else likes it, but it gives me the heebie jeebies. I just don't like Mikaela with Optimus. Just, ew. I'm really picky about Optimus, though, so it isn't a problem with her. The big guy requires a certain type of partner for me.

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

Ratchet!

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+OTP: This should come as a surprise to no one, but Ratchet/Optimus. It actually wasn't a pairing I'd intended to write, but as my series went on, it was so obvious that they were...ah...doing it, that it made its way in. Transformers: Prime only confirmed my suspicions. *G*

+Runner Up: This one may surprise people. Ratchet/Ironhide. I love the pairing but they are almost too much awesome and snark to put in one couple.

Honorable Mention: Ratchet/Wheeljack. I completely see this pairing but I don't go for it as much as other people. I think it's almost too obvious and Wheeljack is so sweet and eager...I just think Ratchet would chew him up and spit him out. *G*

Crack Pairing: Um....Ratchet/Megatron. Oh, come on, it'd be funny! Couldn't you just see Ratchet crabbing at Megatron to go faster, you old rustbucket! I'd read that.

+Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Ratchet/Twins. Oh, it's hot, no question, but everyone with the twins is hot. One night stand, maybe, but a relationship? Ratchet would kill them and keep their heads as trophies.

[mmouse15.livejournal.com]

Optimus. ;)

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+OTP: Optimus and Ratchet. Can't help myself. They were totally the accidental pairing in my story, never saw it at all in the movie. I fell in love with them as a pairing as the way I was writing them. Weird, I know, but having Transformers:Prime prove that they are totally married vindicates me. *G*

+Runner Up: Optimus/Ironhide. That seems to be the most obvious pairing to me.

+Honorable Mention: Can I do a Ratchet/Optimus/Ironhide sandwich? No? Okay, then, Optimus/Megatron. I like reading the pairing, so long as Optimus doesn't just drop to his knees and turn into a total whimpering bottom. Can't stand that. Optimus, the tall, strong 'bot who rips off heads in battle just rolling over for Megatron, who has killed how many of their people? Don't care if they are twins, just, no.

+Crack Pairing: Optimus/Twins. What? I like everyone with the twins. Everything is better when you have two of 'em.

+Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Optimus/Prowl. Just don't see it. They are both too calm and honorable. Someone needs to be the fireworks in the relationship and neither one of them qualify.

[mmouse15.livejournal.com]

Can I do a Ratchet/Optimus/Ironhide sandwich?

Yes, you absolutely can!

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

Heh, as everyone should. That's just hot.

I could go for Ratchet/Optimus/Wheeljack, too, but only with Ratchet there. Optimus/Wheeljack, just don't see.

[silver-bells13.livejournal.com]

Ratchet/Optimus/Wheeljack

Ooh that sounds very good ;)

[femme4jack.livejournal.com]

that is a sandwich I'd like to nom on, especially if you wrote it!

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yes. Love those three.

[heeroluva.livejournal.com]

Heero

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+OTP: I'm boring on that one. Duo, hands down. Always loved them as a pair.

+ Honorable Mention: Duo/Heero/Wufei

+ Runner Up: Don't have one. He can't be with Wufei without Duo and no one else suits. I'm picky with Heero.

+ Crack Pairing: I like him with Treize, but only in wrong, wrong ways. *G*

+ Pairing other people like but I don't: Do not like him with Trowa. Trowa is for Quatre, period.

[lavanyasix.livejournal.com]

Zuko

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+ OTP for them. Sokka/Zuko. The episode Boiling Rock took care of that for me. *G*

+ Runner-up pairing. Sokka/Zuko/Jet. Not that they were ever all on screen together, but I can go for that.

+ Honorable mention(s): Zuko/Jet. Yes, yes, that comes after the threesome.

+ Crack pairing(s)" Zuko/Zhao. It's wrong, wrong, wrong, a very guilty pleasure.

+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. (alternately: ship I like that everyone else seems to hate)Zuko/Katara. Not that I can't see it, mind, but I just don't go for it.

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

Since you did Heero, I'll ask for Duo (although I suspect I know most of the answers). :-)

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+ OTP for them: Heero, no question. Heero/Duo all the way. I'm sure this surprises no one.

+ Runner-up pairing: Duo/Wufei/Heero. Oh, yeah. Again, this surprises no one.

+ Honorable mention(s): Duo/Trowa, but only in weird ways.

+ Crack pairing(s): I don't really have one, because...(see answer below)

+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: None! Duo is my bicycle, I would let anyone take a ride. ;)

[darkdanc3r.livejournal.com]

Jazz

mostly because you already made my day with the Duo/Wufei/Heero nod. Still my favorite grouping for G-wing.

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+ OTP for them: Prowl. I'm a huge sucker for Jazz/Prowl

+ Runner-up pairing: Blaster. It seems appropriate, both being music lovers.

+ Honorable mention(s): You'd think with the way my mind make Jazz a bit of a slut, I would have one, but I don't. I want him with Prowl and THEN anyone else can join. *G*

+ Crack pairing(s): Jazz/Soundwave. I could see it.

+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. Jazz/Optimus. Again, that has more to do with the way I see Optimus than with Jazz.

[dreamynytemare.livejournal.com]

Aang!

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+ OTP for them: Katara. Yeah, yeah, I can't help myself.

+ Runner-up pairing. Aang/Zuko. I could see that after the dragon episode.

+ Honorable mention(s). Aang/Toph. He could use a strong woman to keep him in line.

+ Crack pairing(s). I don't really have one for him.

+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I don't hate it but I don't like Aang/Sokka. Maybe because of the whole sister/brother thing

[(Anonymous)]

Sideswipe~

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+ OTP for them: Oh, Sideswipe. Sideswipe, my sweet little wooby. Sideswipe doesn't belong with anyone, he belongs to Sunstreaker and he better damn well not forget it.

+ Runner-up pairing: Did you not just see what I said? He belongs to Sunstreaker! No one else gets to hit that!

+ Honorable mention(s): Seriously, does Sunstreaker need to choke a bitch? No touchee!

+ Crack pairing(s): No, no, no! He doesn't even get to play with himself! Somewhere on his plating 'property of Sunstreaker,' is engraved. Somewhere that Sunstreaker can lick it.

+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't--all right, Sunstreaker has had enough. Hands off the pretty, he's taken!

[shiva-ranter2.livejournal.com]

I thought I'd try one. Either Kirk or perhaps Tim from teen titans?