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Is Dwarf-sex a kink? Some people would think so. ;) This was written for my Partner in Crime, Evil Bitch Number #2. (I get Number One because I thought of the name. *G*)

I'm warning up front that this is in the kink ficlet universe, but it's only got mentions of Boromir and Aragorn. Just so the people who've gotten used to it being all about the Man and his would-be King. (Boy, I need to think of some other kinky stuff for them. I'm getting awfully close to the last kink on the list, which is necrophilia and I don't know if I can cope with that!)

Anyway, here it is, for May and EB #2. :)

Thoughtful
by keely
Implications of Legolas/Gimli and Aragorn/Boromir

~~*~~


No matter where he sat, he could hear them, the soft rustle of skin and clothing as they coupled in the night. Even if he were to rest, they would slip into his dream, as sinuous as a thread of smoke and in his dream he would be surrounded by the unforgotten taste and scent of their flesh, nothing like that of an Elf. This night he lay awake and he did not have to speculate how they were twined together, ivy wrapped around oak. He wondered if Aragorn would remember the difficulty of extracting ivy once it took root.

If he did not, it would be a most appropriate punishment.

Trying to rest the mind with the body so awakened would be absurd, and instead Legolas drew his knees up and loosened his leggings, slipping a hand inside to stroke disobedient flesh into restfulness.

Strange that his thoughts refused to linger in that which he knew and instead went to the loftier climbs of imaginings. Considering what he knew by sight and by smell, but never by touch. The harsh voice, lyrical as water crashing upon the rocks, roughened hands that gripped an axe haft with easy skill.

He wondered how they might feel upon him, gripping him with the same ferocity. It would unusual in its very awkwardness, their different heights and skin, and he wondered at the Dwarf's inclinations, if he would be as fierce as taskmaster as he might hope, gifting him gleefully with gruff orders, or if he might only be seduced with gentleness.

Were it either or none of his speculations, this taste of passion would be a rare delicacy indeed, and he took his pleasure at the thought of being taken, crouched over the Dwarf with eager flesh pushing inside him, stretching him painfully, as it always must, each time he enjoyed the delights of another.

He licked his own dampness from his fingers thoughtfully, watching the innocently slumbering creature next to him and wondered which of them would savor this taste, were he able to seduce a Dwarf.

Or rather, when he was able to seduce a Dwarf, and he was able to ignore the soft cries of his companions, hearing only the voice in his coming dreams, ordering his willing obedience.

-finis-

Date: 2003-05-02 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shusu.livejournal.com
I may have to dig out the Silmarillion for this... but I believe you can cheat a bit on the necrophilia if the Valar want to bring someone -back-.

(And perhaps Ulmo decrees there's only one way to do it....)

Date: 2003-05-06 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
I'd be perfectly happy to avoid the necro one for as long as possible, that's for sure. *G*

Date: 2003-05-02 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimine.livejournal.com
Legolas/Gimli!!! Yes! My OTP! Brilliant job with those two... Loved the image of Gimli sleeping innocently next to Legolas without a clue of what he was doing in the elf's imagination...

Mim (hoping you're only joking about the necrophilia)

Date: 2003-05-06 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Legolas/Gimli!!! Yes! My OTP! Brilliant job with those two... Loved the image of Gimli sleeping innocently next to Legolas without a clue of what he was doing in the elf's imagination...

Thank you!

Mim (hoping you're only joking about the necrophilia)

Boy, I hope so too. I asked for requests of kinky stuff for this series and that was one of the ones I got. I was tempted to try it, just to see if I could, but I'm still so heebed by the idea that I doubt I will. *G*

Uhn.

Date: 2003-05-02 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tpod.livejournal.com
I love you. Marry me?

No? Already hitched? Drat. ^.~

Thanks for the L/G-lurve.

Re: Uhn.

Date: 2003-05-02 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cara-chapel.livejournal.com
Hey! If they ever split up, she's MINE! ;D

Re: Uhn.

Date: 2003-05-02 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tpod.livejournal.com
::fists up::

Girl, you wanna scrap?

Remember: I was trained by the Army to kill, kill, kill.

(Sez she who cries at insurance commercials, Readers Digest and Laverne & Shirley episodes)

Re: Uhn.

Date: 2003-05-06 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
I've never had people scrap for me before! How romantic! But I better not see any suspicious mail for my husband! ;)

Re: Uhn.

Date: 2003-05-06 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Heee! Thank you. ;)

Date: 2003-05-02 07:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] linda3m.livejournal.com
I always thought there was more subtext between Legolas and Gimli in the books than in the movies.

This night he lay awake and he did not have to speculate how they were twined together, ivy wrapped around oak. He wondered if Aragorn would remember the difficulty of extracting ivy once it took root.

If he did not, it would be a most appropriate punishment.


This is is absolutely beautiful. Gorgeous, dead-on accurate metaphor used to it's best erotic advantage. There are some lines that remind you how lucky we are in this fandom to have writers who transcend the genre.

I love the way you're portraying the exchange and dynamics of power in these pieces. These brief snippets are clear snapshots of moments in a developing structure. No one is just SUDDENLY anything. There is evolution and progress that is not always linear.

I really look forward to more of these.

Date: 2003-05-06 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
This is is absolutely beautiful. Gorgeous, dead-on accurate metaphor used to it's best erotic advantage. There are some lines that remind you how lucky we are in this fandom to have writers who transcend the genre.

I love the way you're portraying the exchange and dynamics of power in these pieces. These brief snippets are clear snapshots of moments in a developing structure. No one is just SUDDENLY anything. There is evolution and progress that is not always linear.

I really look forward to more of these.


Blush. Thank you! I actually started writing these on a whim just because I liked the idea of Aragorn with a leather fetish. Now it's an addiction. *G*

Date: 2003-05-02 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cara-chapel.livejournal.com
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pick your fic-- I'm declaring you the co-winner of my little contest. I'm also going to write for [livejournal.com profile] tpod and [livejournal.com profile] adina_atl.

As you should know, in chronological order through my fandoms, I can provide Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, Jim Ellison/ Blair Sandburg, Benton Fraser/Ray Vecchio, (I'm sorry, I don't do Seregil/Alec anymore), Cy/Skids from Boy Meets Boy, Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin, Frodo/Sam, Legolas/Gimli, any of the LOTR actors/any of the LOTR actors excepting only Christopher Lee and John Rhys Davies, or Aragorn/Boromir.

What's your poison?

Date: 2003-05-02 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] changeling7.livejournal.com
This is beautiful! Definately the prettiest masturbation fic I've read in awhile. And Legolas/Gimli . . . *happy shudders* . . . dwarf sex may be a kink, but if it is, it's a fun one.

Date: 2003-05-06 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Heee! Thank you! Those darned kinky a Elves....*G*

Date: 2003-05-02 08:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] cinzia.livejournal.com
Dwarf-lust! *jumps up and down*

The harsh voice, lyrical as water crashing upon the rocks, roughened hands that gripped an axe haft with easy skill.
Oooh, yesss... I'm SO wishing to see more L/G in this series! Pretty please? With a Dwarf on top?

And the, er, 'hints' at A/B make this all the more delightful! ;)

*loves you*

Date: 2003-05-06 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Oooh, yesss... I'm SO wishing to see more L/G in this series! Pretty please? With a Dwarf on top?

And the, er, 'hints' at A/B make this all the more delightful! ;)

*loves you*


Hee! Thank you! We might see more of L/G, I'm not sure yet, but it was fun to have them in this one. *G*

Date: 2003-05-02 10:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] helens78
Oh guh. I'm going to love May.

I really loved the lyrical tone of the opening paragraph. I really felt grounded in the setting. And... well... A/B... guh.

Thank you!

Date: 2003-05-06 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Isn't May the best month? *G*

Date: 2003-05-02 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madmogs.livejournal.com
Oh, very nice! Nothing quite like Dwarf-lust. And no it's not a kink - it's a perfectly natural reaction & I'm willing to bet a most enjoyable one.

*Drooling copiously*
Mogs

Date: 2003-05-06 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Thank you! Well, maybe Legolas thinks it's kinky....someone has to! It's a kink ficlet! Must...have...kink...

Now, -I- think Dwarf-lust is nice and normal. Who wouldn't want a dwarf? ^_~

Date: 2003-05-02 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
How can it be a kink when it's an OTP?

My love of the books makes me want L/G, L/G, L/G -- there's never enough of it out there to suit me. So, THANKS, and maybe we'll get to see the consummation of fantasy?

Date: 2003-05-06 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Heee! OTP can be kinky, if they use their whips and chains right! ;)

And we might get to see a little more L/G in this series, if my partner in crime bribes me appropriately. *G*

Date: 2003-05-02 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spoke.livejournal.com
^___^ I love May! (goes back to picturing Legolas watching Gimli)

Date: 2003-05-06 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Isn't May fantastic? *G*

Date: 2003-05-05 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guntar.livejournal.com
This night he lay awake and he did not have to speculate how they were twined together, ivy wrapped around oak. He wondered if Aragorn would remember the difficulty of extracting ivy once it took root.

If he did not, it would be a most appropriate punishment.


Ohhh. Just.... ohhhh.

Dwarf sex is gooood.

Date: 2003-05-06 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keelywolfe.livejournal.com
Ohhh. Just.... ohhhh.

Dwarf sex is gooood.


hee! Dwarf sex is always good! ;)

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