keelywolfe | (no subject)

Currently, I have found that I am sick. More specifically, I have a cold. But not just any cold, I have an awful cold, a terrible cold, I have a terribly, awful cold. Future generations will write epic poems about the awfulness of my cold as warnings to others and children will make rhymes about it to use with their sonic jump ropes. I have now gone through a (mostly useless) box of cold medicine and an entire box of (much more useful) tissues and now I am happy that I had the foresight to buy two.

Yeah, I feel like crap.

The only perk of me being sick is it tends to make me write porn and again, not just any porn. Weird porn. Porn with pairings I haven't, or shouldn't consider. I'm not sure if I should be pleased to report it's pretty hot, too. Entirely possible it's a threesome. Could be that it's RPS. Now I have to stare at it in the morning after and figure out what the heck I'm going to do with it. Share it? Bury it on my hard drive? Add it to the epic poem about my cold?

Choices, choices. I'm going to take more cold medicine and sulk off with my tissues.

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Post the hell out of it.

LO, praise of the prowess of sickened folk,
of snot-filled fans, in days long sped,
we have heard, and what honor the sneezing won!
Oft Keely the Wolfe-Child, in days of yore,
from many a sinus the mucus flowed,
awe-ing the offspring. There she lay
friendless, aggrieved, as fate beseiged her:
for she waned under Virus, and called it "cold,"
till before her the folk, both far and near,
ran from the sound of her thunderous hacking,
and offered her tissues: no joy was had!
To her a phlegm ball was was afterward born,
a glob in her chest, which hell had sent
to clog her airways. Great was her woe;
aforetimes none had suffered such a plague!
Famed was this Keelywolfe: far flew the boast of her,
daughter of Affliction, endurer of The Cold.

O,O Impressive!

Clearly I have too much time on my hands.

ROFL!! Beowulf, as applied to me. That's just awesome. *G*

If you had stomach distress, it would have been "The Song of Rolaids."

Obscure medieval text references FTW

Misery loves company. I have (viral) bronchitis.

Share it!

Oh poopy so sorry you're sick. Everyone here has the yuckies too, it's this crazy ass southern weather! I love to read anything you write so my vote is to post it!! I bet it's yummy cold medicine induced super porn! Post it please so we can all bow down to it's awesomeness! Hope you're felling better soon!

Perfect icon is perfect. :D, but also D:. I hope you feel better soon, and "Post the porn" is always the answer.

...yikes, it genuinely seems like around a third of my flist is sick :( Feel better!