Okay, I'll play.

[keelywolfe]

I'm spending my last day on vacation sick, so I might as well entertain myself.

Give me a character and I will give you my:

+ OTP for them.
+ Runner-up pairing.
+ Honorable mention(s).
+ Crack pairing(s).
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. (alternately: ship I like that everyone else seems to hate)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sideswipe~

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

+ OTP for them: Oh, Sideswipe. Sideswipe, my sweet little wooby. Sideswipe doesn't belong with anyone, he belongs to Sunstreaker and he better damn well not forget it.

+ Runner-up pairing: Did you not just see what I said? He belongs to Sunstreaker! No one else gets to hit that!

+ Honorable mention(s): Seriously, does Sunstreaker need to choke a bitch? No touchee!

+ Crack pairing(s): No, no, no! He doesn't even get to play with himself! Somewhere on his plating 'property of Sunstreaker,' is engraved. Somewhere that Sunstreaker can lick it.

+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't--all right, Sunstreaker has had enough. Hands off the pretty, he's taken!