These two things really made this for me:

He was really going to have to keep an eye on his evil ratio the next few days, lest he tip over into clothing deprived supervillain-hood.

Mm, yes, pants. Hopefully not Connor's since he fully expected his to be returned. Hey, it took a long time to get a pair of jeans just right. "Did Mia complain?"

"No, and that is why it should be stopped."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and die of the giggles, because Connor being evil is just too cute.