I should have seen it coming when the crotches disappeared.

I was just passing through, didn't want any trouble. I don't even read comics regularly. But I knew just enough to want to read this story, and I know you bring the good crack. And it was funny and quirky, and then it was smokin' hot, and...well....

::sigh:: I'm not quite sucked in yet, but it's only a matter of time.