Oh dear lord. I love you for the pairing alone. Guh. And I should have something more intelligent to say on the setting, continuity, hell, consent issues, but somehow I don't care so much at the moment. :)

One bit, though--

Made him wonder, briefly, how heroes who couldn't afford a new uniform every week did laundry.

...Ollie has plenty of occasion to know this. He lost his fortune just before his roadtrip with Hal, didn't get a new one on any permanent basis until he was resurrected fairly recently.