Once again, your evocative powers astound me. The humour, as always, is brilliant, and has me laughing. The premise of the fic is just great. Poor Illya, pressed up against the wall. Heehee. Budget cuts, indeed! They're all just planning on getting them together!

Question: shouldn't it be an adverb modifying the participle, rather than an adjective, when you write "unbearable arousing"?