This has got to be the universe's idea of a joke

How else do you explain that two days after I had my car broken into only to have the thieves steal nothing, in a completely unrelated incident, someone hacked one of my online accounts, got my debit card number and went off to have a field day??

Luckily, my bank noticed something was weird and shut my account down before they had too much fun, but still! I just got paid and even though I'll get the money back...eventually... I sort of needed it now! That's why I get paychecks, for crying out loud!

What, is this to balance out the thieves who didn't get anything? Because if so, I demand that the universe pay for my car to get fixed!