All right, I'll play. Stolen from thefannishwaldo Post something from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.
1.) The only problem was that Zuko made him go to a lot of the council meetings. When Sokka tried to protest this clearly unfair turn of events, all Zuko had said was, "Sokka, you are not staying here just to give me blowjobs at the proper intervals."
That actually didn't sound like a bad idea to Sokka and his argument in favor of it had been both fierce and eloquent, involving a great deal of tongue, a good grip, and most of a bottle of massage oil.
Zuko had been suitably impressed with his line of reasoning...and made him come to the meetings, anyway.
2.) "You know, I wouldn't object to the occasional jealous rage from you after other people stuff their tongues in my mouth," Sokka said, feeling ill-used and petulant.
"Planning on doing it again?"
"I never plan on it."
"I suppose it would bother me more if I didn't enjoy the view." He settle down on the bed next to Sokka, straightening his blankets. "I used to like watching you kiss Suki, too."
3.) "I like you, I like you a lot. Not in a dive off a ship together way, but I do like you. We’ve been sleeping together, for, oh, maybe four months now, I believe, and, while I’ve always been aware that it is more of a situation where people with mutual needs are coming together, I also thought we had a certain amount of respect for each other. So, while I was lying there bleeding to death and watching you kiss your ex-girlfriend, and believe me, I do understand that the stresses of the situation can make people act in strange ways, and of course, underlying feelings for an ex can resurface under stress and I do have the best wishes for you. But, still, since you choice to suck face with your ex while I was fucking well lying there, BLEEDING—"
“While I was lying there, watching AND bleeding, you must understand that it doesn’t really inspire me to talk to you right now. So, let’s do this. If I ever feel like I can look you in the face again without ripping your fucking lips off and stuffing them down your throat? I’ll let you know."
4.) The first thought that came to her in that endless split second was that Zuko really had a nice ass. The second was that its appeal was diminished by the fact that her brother's bare knees were on either side of it.
5.) It was like a flash went off in Sam's brain, a pop!snap that had him on his feet, ignoring Ratchet's surprised protest as he followed that pull over to Bumblebee and covered that surprised mouth with his own.
"Sam, what are you--"
"Want you," he managed, thickly, pushing, the faint white heat of pain from his arm was nothing like the one burning inside him, a tangled knot of pure desire burning through his guts.